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Molphunktzer 20oz Water Bottle | Crystal Clear | Grumpy Mountain Dweller

Molphunktzer 20oz Water Bottle | Crystal Clear | Grumpy Mountain Dweller

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Paddle Frogs™ Molphunktzer 20oz Water Bottle: The Grump's Choice for Pure Hydration.

Molphunktzer surveys his dark mountain domain, perpetually annoyed by the noisy humans and singing mushroom creatures traipsing across his property, always warbling about "Skate & Paddle!" He prefers the heavy rhythm of his own secret metal tunes to their incessant cheer. Yet, even a grump understands the need for pure, clear hydration, especially when watching the fog roll across the lake where still water hides deep stories.

This Molphunktzer Clear 20oz Water Bottle is built as strong and clear as the morning mist, perfect for carrying enough to endure any trek. Crafted from resilient BPA-free Tritan™ plastic, it resists shatter, stain, and all things dull, much like Molphunktzer's own steadfast attitude. Its wide mouth opening allows for easy filling of the clearest spring water, while the spill-resistant lid with a built-in straw means less mess for him to grumble about. Designed for quiet trails, glowing sunsets, and the creatures who know how to disappear when they need to, this carabiner hook-friendly bottle is a constant companion for those who appreciate solitude, even if others don't.

Care Instructions: Hand wash only.

Stay hydrated, even if you have to endure some singing.

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⚠️ Warning Prop65

⚠️ WARNING: If your order contains a skateboard deck: Skateboards can expose you to chemicals. Drilling, sawing, sanding or machining this product generates Wood Dust, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. This product can also expose you to Formaldehyde (gas), a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.