The Clowns | Crystal Clear Water Bottle | Paddle Frogs™

Paddle Frogs - Clear Clown Paddlers 
A splash of chaos. A shimmer of joy. A paddle through the unexpected.

They come when the wind shifts, when the light bends,
when laughter ripples across the lake and no one knows why—
they’re here.
The Clowns.

Bright-faced, barefoot, balanced on boards,
they glide like a dream through misty waters and schoolyard legends.
Nobody knows how many there are—only that they move as one,
with painted grins and silent songs,
leaving trails of giggles and splashes in their wake.

Now, they’ve landed on this clear 20oz vessel—
a bottle built for movement, mystery, and magic.
Crafted from crystal-clear Tritan™ plastic,
it carries water like the Clowns carry wonder—light, steady, and wild.
Its wide mouth opens with ease,
and the built-in straw makes each sip feel like a secret shared under the sun.
Hook it to your pack with the carabiner clip,
and be ready for anything—a surprise dance, a hidden trail,
a sudden breeze that brings the Clowns your way.

Shatter-resistant. Odor-resistant. Full of strange joy.
This bottle doesn’t just hold water—it holds the moment before the unexpected arrives.
The pause before the laughter.

Hand wash only. Not microwave safe.

Fuel Your Adventures with Paddle Frogs™ Water Bottles

Part of the official Paddle Frogs™ hydration lineup.
The Clowns never stay still—
but this bottle keeps their spirit close,
so you can paddle with the peculiar and sip with the surreal.