Go Outside Bigfoot Kills You Trucker Hat - Orange & Khaki
Go Outside Bigfoot Kills You Trucker Hat - Orange & Khaki
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Peak trail humor for the brave at heart! The “Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You” Trucker Hat is the ultimate icebreaker for hikers, campers, and outdoor adventurers. Featuring an embroidered patch with a hilariously reassuring message, this cap blends dark outdoor humor with classic retro style.
Designed in a vibrant Orange & Khaki colorway — visible and shaded on the trail. Built with durable cotton front panels and a breathable mesh back, it delivers all-day airflow whether you’re trekking through the woods or relaxing around the campfire. Universal adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, custom fit.
Stop by our shop on the Emory River in Harriman, TN to pick one up in person.
Product Specifications
- Design Feature: Embroidered “Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You” Patch
- Color: Orange Front / Khaki Mesh Back
- Fit / Size: One Size Fits All (Adjustable snapback, hat sizes 6-5/8 to 7-5/8)
- Materials: Cotton Front Panels, Polyester Mesh Back
- Structure: Structured crown, pre-curved bill
- Country of Origin: Imported
“Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” — Joshua 1:9
Even into Bigfoot territory. Go outside.
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We're a small family business in Harriman, TN, offering paddleboard rentals, local events, and handcrafted goods. From boho backpacks and footbags to jewelry and live plants, everything reflects our commitment to quality. We also stock trusted brand-name toys and our own Paddle Frogs collection.
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